For many of us, our race car driving fantasies start and end in front of the TV.
But now you can at least dress the part, with Xbox launching a Forza Motorsport 7 Performance Edition onesie, designed in collaboration with Porsche Cars Australia.
The onesie has enlarged, elasticated pockets for your controllers and “fully breathable fabric” (because who doesn’t sweat when they’re racing Ferraris, Lamborghinis and Porsches).
There’s also forearm and backside padding to help ease the taxing physical demands of gaming, alongside the ultimate laziness feature — a built-in detachable hydration pouch for when you need a drink in the heat of battle.
On top of these features, the onesie also comes with custom Xbox gamertag embroidery and Forza branding.
Sadly though, you can’t just pick these up from your local onesie dealer. You’ll have to try your luck and win it from the Xbox Australia Facebook page. Boo.
Of course, the Forza Motorsport onesie follows up from the Xbox version of last year, which was also a clever piece of marketing. Because who doesn’t want to be comfortable while doing laps, dammit.