To celebrate National Doughnut Day, here’s the worst stock photography we could find
On National Doughnut Day, you’re bound to see at least a few free doughnut articles floating around your Facebook newsfeed. And if the editors on those pieces have done their jobs well, they’ll have shielded you from the worst of food stock photography.
But in honor of the sugar crash that awaits us all later this evening, we combed through pages of stock photos to find the weirded doughnut photos agencies have to offer.
These our proposed captions:
Young man effectively putting you off jelly doughnuts for the next calendar year
Woman hoarding stolen doughnuts in shopping bag she brought to bakery
Disembodied hands toasting unnaturally colored doughnuts
Woman plotting murder of doughnut-eating friend
Headless Santa gets doughnut grease on otherwise pristine white gloves
Man, mid-blink, sniffs doughnut on rooftop
Dead-eyed woman with no intention to actually eat doughnut
Woman screaming alone with syringe-topped doughnut
Mouse rendering doughnut inedible