The Church of Satan wants nothing to do with that orb Trump touched
The Church of Satan would like to clarify that United States President Donald Trump, Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, and Saudi Arabia’s King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud did not take part in a Satanic ritual over the weekend.
Just so you know.
The Church of Satan evidently felt compelled to issue a clarification on Twitter after the three world leaders were photographed embracing a shining orb.
The orb-touching was part of a ceremony marking the opening of the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
That tweet, as you may have noticed, has been retweeted a bajillion times, and prompted folks behind the church’s Twitter account to respond to a few…comments.
What a world.