Sorry internet, Taylor Swift doesn’t ride around in a suitcase
Taylor Swift has probably traveled using almost every mode of transportation available—but a suitcase? Sorry folks, but that’s (unfortunately) fake news.
Radio station Spin 1038 published an article Monday based on paparazzi photos from Splash, a celebrity news agency, which showed two men carrying a suitcase with the caption, “Taylor Swift has been reportedly being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribecca apartment into her truck.”
Sadly, Splash has since retracted the story, admitting their photographer did not verify whether or not Swift was in the suitcase.
At least we’ll always have jokes …
“I can’t, I’m in a suitcase”-Taylor Swift, turning down plans while inside a suitcase
— Carey O’Donnell (@ecareyo) July 17, 2017
There’s no news story I want to be more real than that, on the 1 year anniversary of Kim exposing Taylor, taylor was hiding in a suitcase
— Jake Martin (@jakemartin96) July 17, 2017
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.
— Hannah Orenstein (@hannahorens) July 17, 2017
Who knows, maybe she’ll travel inside a duffle bag next.