Sean Spicer can hide in the bushes, but he can’t hide from the internet mocking him
Shortly after the news leaked about FBI Director James Comey’s firing yesterday, Sean Spicer did what all Press Secretaries do in times of crisis: he hid in the bushes.
Spicer and his staff huddled behind a hedge Tuesday night in order to avoid a swarm of reporters, The Washington Post reported. The Press Secretary finally emerged from the bushes and agreed to speak with jouranlists on the grounds that everyone turn their “lights off” so he couldn’t be filmed (is something wrong with Spicey’s pores?)
It was a terrifying moment for democracy and the future of Western Civilization — buuuut an absolutely delightful one for the internet.
Sean Spicer can run from the press. He can’t run from dorks on Twitter making jokes about our White House Press Secretary hiding in bushes.
Cnn just reported that @seanspicer is literally hiding in the bushes on the south lawn. Grab a life boat, buddy.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) May 10, 2017
Find someone who will treat you the way a protective bush treats Sean Spicer
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) May 10, 2017
Sean Spicer: “I went into the bushes to learn what they had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived”
— Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu) May 10, 2017
The next White House press conference will be held at 1 p.m. Wednesday at an undisclosed underground cave guarded by wolves.