Samantha Bee has sage advice for dudes worried about being accused of sexual harassment
As the whole Harvey Weinstein affair gets even more gross, it’s another sage reminder that yes, sexual harassment is bad.
But for the dudes out there struggling with how they can avoid being accused of harassment, Samantha Bee is here to help with some handy advice.
It’s really simple: “Everyday, I wake up, get dressed, take the subway to work, and then don’t masturbate in front of anyone,” Bee said.
“Next time you get the urge to masturbate, just ask yourself, ‘Am I in front of an employee or a colleague?’ And if the answer is yes, don’t. Just don’t.”
That, and please stop sending dick pics.