Friday was Blake Lively’s thirtieth birthday, so her husband, Ryan Reynolds, tweeted a lovely photo in her honor.
Yes: Blake Lively looks so good here. Stunning, really. And there’s about a 30% chance Facebook would recognize her as a human.
Mr. Reynolds, we don’t do this lightly, but: We’d like to induct you into the Trolling Hall of Fame—first ballot. Well played.
But if we may? A word of advice for everyone else: please make sure your relationship’s on solid ground before cropping your significant other out of their own birthday photo. Lest you want to have, uh, a relationship.