Pepsi has messed up again with the release of a cinnamon-flavored soda
To break up your regularly scheduled summer trends content, here we have something that definitely won’t be the hit of the summer.
Pepsi has announced a new cinnamon-flavored soda that will be in stores nationwide for eight weeks starting May 22. According to the press release, the new Pepsi Fire is supposed add “an unexpected and spicy twist to our classic cola taste.”
This is either Pepsi’s attempt to get back into our good graces after the Kendall Jenner ad fiasco or their attempt to make a non-alcoholic version of fireball whiskey. But it really doesn’t matter what Pepsi was trying to go for because the result is just bad. Unequivocal bad.
And as if it couldn’t get worse, Pepsi Fire is available in Slurpee form.
7/11, WTF Slurpee flavor is Pepsi Fire…
You got rid of Piña Colada for that shit?
— Brianna Larkin (@brimarielarkin) May 3, 2017
If you choose “Pepsi fire” as a slurpee flavor at 711, chances are we wouldn’t get along
— Stella Psomias (@stella_pso) May 14, 2017
We never thought we would say this, but we hope the unicorn frappuccino comes back. Anything to save us from this.