Guy has weirdly foolproof system for finding stuff in his messy room

We all know most men are messy, but what’s conflicting is when there’s a method to the messiness.

Twitter user Ciara Tobin shared a text conversation she had with her boyfriend. She asked him where to find a paper clip, and he answered with shocking specificity.

On the floor by your file cabinet, of course! Where all paper supplies are typically kept.

This elicited responses from other men in solidarity:

A just in case paper clip, we all have to have one.

Taking it further, people were compelled to share their own stories of strange storage habits:

I can’t even imagine a world in which I would keep a phone charger in my shoes. I cannot empathize with you, sir.

But the question I know I was wondering most is:

And she did take the Gatorade. Thank goodness. That part of the floor must constitute his refrigerator. How nice.

I guess if you’re going to be messy, at least have a system? This guy gets a pass from me.