Chelsea Handler looks deep into an orb and sees a brighter future if Melania dumps Trump
Should Melania Trump elect to cartwheel away from the White House before she even moves in, Chelsea Handler volunteers to step in and be her new best friend.
“I’d take Melania back,” Handler said during an appearance on The View, citing the First Lady’s apparent allergy to her husband’s skin as evidence that she, as we all suspect, wants nothing to do with him.
“I have a fantasy. I want Melania to finally come out, divorce him. She would be an American hero, says Handler. “We would embrace her if she just said, listen, this guy’d disgusting and I know all his dirty secrets and I’m willing to tell everybody.”
Handler says she doesn’t want POTUS anywhere near her show, but a newly-single Melania would be welcome.