A wax Trump has appeared outside the US embassy in London
Has a prominent world leader refused to visit your country under a flimsy pretext? Never fear, Madame Tussauds has you covered!
President Trump cancelled his visit to the UK, originally scheduled for February, citing the US embassy in London as his reason for the change of plan.
“I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” he stated in a tweet, “only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars.” (This is inaccurate by the way, but that’s a whole other story).
Luckily London is home to the waxwork museum Madame Tussaud’s, who gallantly provided the people of Britain with the visit they’d been promised.
In many ways wax-Trump is just as good as regular flesh-Trump, in fact he may be better. Waxy Trump is less prone to erratic bursts of racist profanity, he’s never once boasted of grabbing anyone by any part of their anatomy, and rumour has it his handicap in golf is lower than old flesh’n’bones Donald. The only downside we can see is he can’t go anywhere too warm. Still, in Britain that isn’t much of an issue.
Bravo Madame Tussauds. Bravo.